The Ultimate Critical Theory Gift Guide

Art

Gilles Deleuze Figurine

gilles deleuze figurine

This Etsy store also includes other philosophers like Nietzsche, Marx and Artaud, to name a few.

Via Etsy.

The Entirety of Plato’s Republic on One Poster

plato republic posterThese beautiful posters which manage to fit the entire texts of classic books on posters, totes and shirts.

Via Litographs.

Machiavelli’s The Prince Poster

the prince posterVia Litograph.

Nietzsche’s Beyond Good & Evil Poster

beyond good and evil posterVia Litographs.

Mad Marx Poster (Existential Comics)

mad marx print

Other prints and T-Shirts are available at the Existential Comics store.

Via Teepublic.

Nietzsche Superman Poster

nietzsche superman poster
Via Etsy.

Weird Ass Zizek Painting

slavoj zizek painting

I am deeply disturbed by this, and thought others might want to deeply disturb someone close to them.

Via Etsy.

Anti-Oedipus Prints

We’re kind of obsessed with this guy who illustrates Anti-Oedipus chapter by chapter, and you can commission him to get your own personal print. god is a lobster

Via Etsy.

Jean-Paul Sartre Poster

sartre poster two Text: “According to Jean-Paul Sartre, “Hell is other people,” Which is why we don’t invite him round to dinner anymore.

Via Etsy.

Simone de Beauvoir Poster

simone de beauvoir poster 2

Via Etsy.

Feminist Marxist Cross-Stitch

feminist marxist cross-stitch
This item was featured on our gift guide last year, to which the maker wanted to share this kind words:

“Dear brothers and sisters in the class war,

I Love this list. I nearly spat middle-class coffee all over my lap when I saw that Kropotkin tshirt. Fortunately my biscotti is intact. Thanks for adding my Marxist Milkshakes cross-stitch pattern.

Solidarity,

dlj”

Via Etsy.

Mary Wollstonecat Print

mary wollstonecatVia Etsy.

  • mitbong

    good clean livin

  • Noah Sans Ark

    http://www.youneednothing.com

    one more for the road… only 29€

  • Czar Donic

    This is too good for birds.

  • Bobby Brown

    Hey, let’s compile a list of consumerist trinkets and dumbed-down philosophy items, like comic books, with links to the great evil corporation known as amazon, that have to do with anticapitalism, but hey, wait, LET’S BE SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT IT!!

    Die in a cold, hard ditch, faggot.

    • Connor Syrewicz

      hey there people i’m bobby brown.
      they say i’m the cutest boy in town.
      my car is fast my teeth are shiny,
      i can tell all the girls to kiss my hiney.
      here i am at famous school
      dressin’ sharp and actin’ cool
      got a cheerleader here
      wants to help with my paper
      let her do all the work
      and maybe later I’ll rape her!

  • Linda Q

    Well, this is a list to enjoy!

  • Darius

    This is funny shit. You guys amuse me even though I am not a huge fan of neomarxism.

  • Claire Pickard

    Here I am trying to do research on the relationship of “the gift” to Marx’s theory of credit, and ALL I CAN FIND IS THIS F***ING GIFT GUIDE. Who knew that critical-theory.com would prevent me from doing research on actual critical theory?

    • Critical Theory

      Mission accomplished.

  • This is genius!