The Ultimate Critical Theory Gift Guide

Wearables

Communist Party Hoodie and T-Shirt

communist party hoodie 2 communist part hoodie backVia Threadless.

Karl Marx Earrings

karl marx earrings

Via Etsy.

8-Bit Philosophy Shirt

8-bit philosophy shirt

For fans of the show 8-Bit Philosophy.

Via Wisecrack.

Jean-Paul Sartre Pin

sartre pin
Via Etsy.

Kafka Brooch

kafka book brooch

A brooch is some type of pin that women wear, according to patriarchal fashion norms. This one is made out of pages from Metamorphosis.

Via Etsy.

Emma Goldman Baby Shirt

goldman baby shirt
For the childbearing anarchist in your life.

Via Etsy.

What Would Nietzsche Do Shirt?

what would nietzsche do shirtProbably want to shoot the Kaiser?

Via Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild.

Ancient Philosophy T-Shirt

ancient philosopher tee
Via Etsy.

Derrida T-Shirt

derrida tshirt

Via Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild.

Foucault Pins

foucault pinsVia Etsy.

Vote for Hegel T-Shirt

vote for hegel

Via Zazzle.

Philosopher Bracelet

philosopher bracelet Featuring Plato, Hippocrates, Socrates, Hemlock and Aristotle

Via Etsy.

 

Peter Kropotkin T-Shirt (He was actually born a prince)

kropoptkin t shirtVia AK Press.

  • mitbong

    good clean livin

  • Noah Sans Ark

    http://www.youneednothing.com

    one more for the road… only 29€

  • Czar Donic

    This is too good for birds.

  • Bobby Brown

    Hey, let’s compile a list of consumerist trinkets and dumbed-down philosophy items, like comic books, with links to the great evil corporation known as amazon, that have to do with anticapitalism, but hey, wait, LET’S BE SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT IT!!

    Die in a cold, hard ditch, faggot.

    • Connor Syrewicz

      hey there people i’m bobby brown.
      they say i’m the cutest boy in town.
      my car is fast my teeth are shiny,
      i can tell all the girls to kiss my hiney.
      here i am at famous school
      dressin’ sharp and actin’ cool
      got a cheerleader here
      wants to help with my paper
      let her do all the work
      and maybe later I’ll rape her!

  • Linda Q

    Well, this is a list to enjoy!

  • Darius

    This is funny shit. You guys amuse me even though I am not a huge fan of neomarxism.

  • Claire Pickard

    Here I am trying to do research on the relationship of “the gift” to Marx’s theory of credit, and ALL I CAN FIND IS THIS F***ING GIFT GUIDE. Who knew that critical-theory.com would prevent me from doing research on actual critical theory?

    • Critical Theory

      Mission accomplished.

  • This is genius!