All posts by Eugene Wolters

Eugene Wolters is the founder and editor of Critical-Theory.com. He is also a freelance writer and corporate sellout living in Brooklyn, New York. A New School University graduate, he spends most of his days lamenting his worthless degree and soul-crushing job(s). His favorite activities include: trolling, reading and carting his fat-ass around Brooklyn on a bicycle. To contact Eugene, please email him at admin@critical-theory.com.

There’s a Book about Communism for Kids Coming Soon (Hopefully)

If you’re anything like me – you probably stay up at night figuring out new ways to corrupt America’s youth.

How do I get teenagers to stop buying iPads and start fomenting class revolution, and more importantly, how do I make my friend’s toddler throw off the ideological shackles thrown upon them by Dora the Explorer everyday from 11:30 AM to noon?

Cats are Bourgeois Scum, and Other Things I Learned from Zizek’s Live Chat

Today, The Guardian hosted a "live" webchat with Slavoj Zizek, cultural critic extraordinaire. The Guardian encouraged participants to post their questions the day before, from which Zizek would respond to a handful today. Whereas my pressing, thoughtful questions (including "boxers or briefs?" and whether or not he was a CIA agent) went woefully ignored, he … Continue Reading ››