Who is more likely to ruin a sporting event?
In the Bitter 16, Arthur Schopenhauer beat out a simulacra of Jean Baudrillard, Michel Foucault beat out Jacques Derrida and Gilles Deleuze beat out colleague Felix Guattari.
We’re left with the following match-ups:
Foucault vs Deleuze.
Nietzsche vs Marx.
Hegel vs Schopenhauer.
Heidegger vs Althusser.
Now, in the Elite 8, we decide who proceeds to the Final Four. Vote below.