jeremy bentham

Jeremy Bentham’s Preserved Corpse Will Haunt Your Nightmares

Jeremy Bentham was an English philosopher who will be forever known to critical theorists as “that asshole that invented the panopticon.”  He was also a proponent of utilitarianism and animal rights.

So what does a utilitarian ask for in the last days of his life?  Well, it just so happens to be the coolest thing ever: Bentham wanted an auto-icon made of himself.  What’s an auto-icon? I’m glad you asked, because it’s Bentham-speak for “put my preserved corpse in a closet…forever.”

bentham corpse

Wait, auto-icon, are you saying this a thing other people do? I mean, a term like auto-icon seems to imply that it was a practice widespread enough to warrant its own word.  But the idea was Bentham’s own, and written in his will.  Now, say what you will about the Soviet’s, but to my knowledge Lenin was never said “Hey comrades, if you could preserve my corpse forever, I would be sooooo happy.” Additionally, the whole “dictators in glass coffins” thing seems to stick to the traditional “dead” pose, not the “Grandpa’s skeleton is watching you masturbate” pose.

Oh, did I say skeleton? Because half of this thing is a skeleton.Bentham didn’t want his whole body preserved, no, that would be crazy. Bentham requested that his head be mummified using the process performed by indigenous New Zealanders. The rest of his body, or specifically his skeleton, would be stuffed with hay and adorned with Bentham’s clothes. Because apparently the world’s most pre-eminent utilitarian wants to be forever remembered as the coolest scarecrow ever.

But it gets better. The whole “guy attempting a foreign mummification process” went as swimmingly as you’d expect. As the University College London site notes: “Unfortunately when the time came to preserve it for posterity, the process went disastrously wrong, robbing the head of most of its facial expression, and leaving it decidedly unattractive.” So the head you see is, in fact, made of wax. Don’t worry though, Bentham’s horrifying mummified head is still preserved nearby.

The University College London (UCL) eventually gained possession of the icon, where it has  remained since 1850. There is a myth that Bentham’s auto-icon still attends every UCL meeting and is noted as “present but not voting.” While that is false, the auto-icon did make an appearance this month for the last council meeting that UCL’s retiring provost would attend.

bentham ucl meeting

I’d like to request that all Critical-Theory readers email University College London and demand immediate production of “Weekend at Bernies III: The Funopticon.”

[Via Metro]

  • Allen Anderson

    Seeing this produces far more dolars than hedons.

  • Alexandre Mercier

    Despite the mummification process having gone awry, they still placed his head in the cabinet along with the rest of the body, but obviously not on the body itself, no. It was placed on the floor between his feet, naturally. The following link is a picture of Bentham the cabinet with Bentham’s head displayed:

  • Baiba Caunite

    I was listening to BOOM radio online (Latvia). There is a show about philosophy led by Dr. Starp Citu. He introduced some of Bentham’s key concepts. Intrigued, searched for more information. Wonderful how the computer can connect us.

  • Fran