Earlier we discovered that Google has found the answer to the question: who is the best philosopher of them all? We also have known, for a while, that the internet is full of hate-filled degenerates with a lot of misdirected angst towards critical theorists.
So, with the knowledge that one can determine popular opinion of most subjects using auto-complete, and with diligent CT readers posting Google inquiries of their own, we decided to see what else Google had to say about our favorite philosophers.
Got your own searches? Post them in the comments.