Philosophy Bingo – The Latest Innovation in Classroom Slacking

Invented for Reddit, but probably more fun in your philosophy class.

Here’s how it works. You and your friends print out a copy before your philosophy class. Mark each square whenever a classmate performs a listed action. For instance, if a classmate says “I really believe Ayn Rand’s Objectivism, the one true philosophy, mandates an anarcho-capitalist society,” you would make the two corresponding squares. The center square can either be a free space, or filled in whenever a classmate says something that can be classified as a crock of shit.

When you fill an entire row (including a diagonal row), you yell “Bingo!” (or maybe “Bullshit!”) and promptly get thrown out of your class.

Now to waste all day tomorrow creating the vastly superior “Critical Theory Bingo.”

philosophy bingo[H/T Reddit]